Posts tagged “nursery rhymes

Cock Robin

Who sucked Cock Robin?
I, said the Sparrow,
It was short and narrow,
I Sucked Cock Robin.

Mary had a little crack

Mary had a little crack
Whose fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that that Mary went
The kids were sure to follow.

She took some to her school one day,
Which was against the rules.
It made the children laugh and play
To smoke some crack at school.

And so the teacher turned her out,
But still she lingered near
And waited patiently about
For the children to appear.

We all fall down

Ring o’ ring of roses.
A pocket full of hashish.
A giggle, a giggle,
We all fall down.

Eggs on walls

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king’s horses
And all the king’s men,
Said anyone fancy an omelette then?

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill got jailed for manslaughter.