There once was a man from Dundee,
Who got stung on the neck by a wasp.
When they said “Did it hurt?
He replied “Not a bit,
It can do it again if it likes.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a sock.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with the lot
And as for the sock, well who knows?
i want to say that
i love you in seventeen
syllables or less