Faithful
I will be
as faithful as a puppy
and come
every time you whistle.
WHAT THE PRESS SAID:
“There’s no way you’re going to get a quote from us to use on your blog.”
The Guardian
“You can say that we’ve never heard of you, if you like.”
The Times
“We don’t understand what it is you’re asking.”
The Telegraph
“Please stop calling us.”
BBC News
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