Posts tagged “pussy

Cheat

i told my girlfriend that i would never cheat on her. not even if sarah silverman

and helen arney

both turned up on my doorstep, having a fight about which one of them got to fuck me first.

she thinks that’s really sweet. well… she does now… she won’t when she reads this and realises that, actually, if that ever did happen, then there is no way that i’d turn down a threesome with arney and silverman, they are two of the sexiest and funniest women on the planet.

sorry hon…


Flavour saver

i have this little triangle of hair, just under my bottom lip. if i let it grow a bit, it stops being rough and bristly and becomes soft and ticklish.

i’m gonna tickle your pussy with it when i lick your clit.


A Sunday prayer

Let me kneel before you in prayer
and worship at the gates of your celestial city.
Let me taste your divine sacrament
and feel your sacred eucharist wet against my lips.
My hymns will be your moans,
your carnal rapture my liturgy,
in praise of our holy communion.
Transubstantiate me,
and let me sacrifice myself
on the alter of your glistening, trembling thighs
and anoint you with my hallowed seed.

Amen


Hungry

i want your pussy for dinner
and i want it for my lunch,
i want your pussy for supper
and i want it for my brunch.

i want your pussy for breakfast
and in between my meals,
i want your pussy at tea time
and to eat until you squeal.

i want to eat your pussy banquet,
and i want taste your pussy snacks,
i want to get my fill of you
and feast upon your snatch.


Boiling point

i kiss your neck
your breasts
168°

i wet your hardening nipples
and blow
184°

i kiss your belly
your mound
your pussy
and like a hot
summer breeze
you moan
193°

i flick your clit
with my tongue
and feel you writhe
and hear you
gasp
and cuss
202°

faster and wetter
dripping
filling
my mouth
with your sweet nectar
210°

the heat rises
ripples run through you
211°

your back arches
your fingers grasp
at sheets
your orgasm approaches
211.9°

i stop
and watch
211.8°

and return
211.9°
211.99°

i stop again and blow
cold against your clit
you beg and punch
and call me names
211.9°

and i bury my head
again
211.99°
211.999°

i stop
and wait
and listen to you plead
captivated
by your need
211.99°

i taste
211.999°
211.9999°

and stop
211.999°
211.99°

and lick
211.999°
211.9999°
211.99999°

until you scream
and boil
and bubble
212°

and steam


Dripping

To kiss your lips,
hot and red,
to stroke them
with my fingertips.
To see your mouth,
open an wet,
dripping with my cum.

To kiss your breasts,
soft and warm,
to stroke them
with my prick.
To see your tits,
open and wet,
dripping with my cum.

To kiss your clit,
throbbing and hard,
to stroke it
with my tongue.
To see your pussy,
open and wet,
dripping with his cum.


Again

My mouth presses against yours, our lips hot and wet, our tongues tasting each other’s longing.

I move down, slowly, kissing your chin, gently tickling your neck with the tip of my tongue, making you giggle a little. I nibble on your shoulder and then kiss your achingly beautiful breasts thirstily, your nipples hard and sweet. I take them in my mouth and caress them with my tongue, then blow on them making you shiver a little. I bite one, the left one, ever so gently, and drink in the sound of your little gasps.

I move down and start to kiss your soft, warm belly, showering it with tiny raindrops of my love my hands running up and down your sides as I do.

I move down and you moan in anticipation of what is to come. You spread your arms wide, your fingers grasping the soft cotton sheets as my mouth moves around your beckoning pussy, breathing in your heady odours, hovering over your dark delights.
I plant a tiny kiss on your clit and feel a little shimmer run up your body and your breath quicken. I plant another, slightly longer one and softly tickle you with the tip of my tongue. Your moans thrill me, and I run my tongue down your glorious length pushing it thickly into you as your hands clasp the bed beneath you, your fingers digging deep. I lick faster and then take your clit into my mouth, sucking on it gently. Your hand grasps the back of my head and you pull me into you, wanting more. I take your legs and hold them high, pushing your knees towards your shoulders as I love your glistening pussy harder and faster with my mouth. Waves of deep pleasure sweep through you and your breath bursts from your lungs in hot fast gasps, and your moans become screams as I fill myself with your intoxicating flavour, dedicated to your pleasure. I stop briefly and blow on your wetness making you scriggle, which is a word I have just for you, to describe that half-scream, half-giggle of yours.

I move down and lick harder and faster and deeper and wetter as I feel your orgasm rise up in you, your hips rocking to the rhythm of your deepest desires, your body writhing with carnal delight. My mouth around you, I make a gentle humming sound, vibrating your clit and you punch the bed again and again, screaming “Fuck!” and “YES!” and “You beautiful cunt!” Your orgasm ravishes your body like a wild animal bursting free from a cage and your eyes mist over from sheer joy. I revel in your pleasure and drink it in deep, loving the shuddering of your body, the way the bed shakes and rattles with your visceral release.

You collapse on the bed, our fingers still clasping each other, panting and satisfied. Between your smiled panting, you manage to utter a single word.

“Again.”


Vagina diner

there is nothing that tastes finer
than a good vagina diner.
from the rooftops hear me shout,
“girl i wanna eat you out.

forget that meat injection
or your nasty yeast infection,
and do not think it wussy,
that i wanna taste your pussy.

how i wish that they made snacks
that tasted like your snatch.
The only problem that i’m havin’
is finding a word that rhymes with cunnilingus.