Ok, just for Robin.

The wonderful Robin of In My Own Public Universe has nominated me for a blogger award. I am flattered, and fully erect, to be nominated for anything by Robin but have decided not to go along with the award thing any more.

A few minutes with a calculator will demonstrate that if we each award  seven other bloggers then within 6 months every blogger on the planet will have been nominated 247 times.

Don’t get me wrong, I love having my ego stroked, although I prefer to have it sucked. I like to have other people watch me stroke my ego too and to watch them stroke theirs. I like how egos taste. I like the taste of my own ego and I want to taste yours too. I bet it is delicious.

Just for Robin though, I will do the seven weird things about myself  list but that is largely due to the fact that I am an exhibitionist and like telling people weird things about myself.

1. I am an exhibitionist.
2. I like telling people weird things about my self.
3. I was recently someone’s internet sex slave for two weeks.
4. I once had sext with two women at the same time without them knowing about the other – I had given them both the same nickname so I was able to cut and paste a lot of it.
5. One of these things is not true.
6. I cannot count to seven.

Thank you Robin. You are a star and your blog is a sheer delight. I will have killed anyone who does not follow you.

12.03.17 | Categories: comedy, writing | Tags: blog awards, ego, inmyownprivateuniverse, robin | 10 Comments